Things That Feel Cursed But Are Technically The Truth

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 26, 2020 5:38 AM EST

Some people just love to get into the technicalities. The little nitty gritties of grammar or facts. If you are one of those people, here's a steaming list of new memes just for you. Let your technical brain go wild with these technically true memes. 

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    Cartoon - WORKING AS SECURITY AT A SAMSUNG STORE GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY
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    Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt u telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad? 2:59 PM 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,370 Retweets 18.9K Likes LIZ+ @unrealizzztic - 17h Replying to @goodbeanalt technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it 01 172 O 141
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    Photo caption - Tthought you said this boat belongs to a friend. Well, a stranger is just a friend'you ain't met yet.
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    Text - then enth saw / aws tsih Shit this
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    Property - EVERY TRUCK IS A FOOD TRUCK IF YOU ARE A CANNIBAL WallingfordSign.com
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    Text - When the place where you work explodes Business is boomin'!
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    Airplane - Flying doesn't scare me cuz aviation has a 100% record. Every aircraft that's gone up in the air, has come down. Not one aircraft has ever been stranded in the sky. Ever.
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    Text - writing-prompt-s You have the power to heal others. You are a villain. magus-of-the-will I am the American healthcare system writing-prompt-s Omg
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    Face - How I look in the mirror How I look in real life
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    Mode of transport - Archery is stabbing with social distance CHANGE MY MIND
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    Text - M @_MercyFul I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name Emily Best O @emilybest BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. twitter.com/_mercyful/stat.. made with imematic
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    Text - Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. Jeremy Clarkson
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    Photograph - Can you make me as tall as he is? Sure.
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    Walnut - These are the lungs of a 10yr Marijuana user... They're not supposed to be that color. Smoke at your own risk. E Brae @YahRightBraedon This is nuts 3Z1801X30
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    Text - /dan/null @NoTalentAC Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down. Posted in r/HolUp 6 reddit
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    Product - This brings back memories Original (Englisch) übersetzen
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    Text - Decision 2020 Pros: Not Joe Biden Pros: Not Donald Trump Cons: Donald Trump Cons: Joe Biden
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    Transport - 12 Context: Taiwan HSR, travelling at 300 km/h they used to run over birds a lot. 2d Lubię to! Odpowiedz 33 00 Used to? 1 d Lubie to! Odpowiedz yeah they're all dead now 1d Ha ha Odpowiedz 67
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/VagueMountain • 11h 1 头3 1 9 2 The invention of smart phones has probably had a greater impact on how long people take to use the restroom than any other event in human history. Written, literally, as I sit on the toilet avoiding house guests. 1 14,6k 436 Share BEST COMMENTS Happy Trifle · 9h I would argue that the invention of the restroom had a larger impact. Reply 993
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    Organism - World World's oldest person breaks her own record by turning 117
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    Electronics - Choose a name For your game. ipping Choose wisely, as it can't be changed later. JF you navee atready know the story, this optid skips the intro and tut Wisely Cancel Ok play and survival with a greater vari Ha-ha. Very funny. Story P Player ecebes icems randomly tosaves evert Ok
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    Outerwear - What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth? Well, I mean... Gravity.
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    Text - K. @Koredee_ Told this girl I missed her, and she replied with "ohh". Guys, what zone is this? Sin the Archangel @_JonSinclair Ozone
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    Photo caption - "Who are you, and how did you'get.in here?" "I'm a locksmith, and l'm a'locksmith."
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    Text - Jamieww added a new photo. single (noun) A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. Like Comment 15 minutes ago near Villia Hills - r and 4 others like this. Caleb think single is a noun. 11 minutes ago - Unlike 4 Stupid (adjective)- Women who
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    Property - r/pics u/rchrdp305 • 2h • i.redd.it + Join 1 1 1 1 1 S 2 2020 wasn't all bad, my pregnant wife and I finally found our first house. 9.3k 445 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS V AgentElman • 2h Try not to lose it again. It shouldn't be hard, most houses don't move much. Reply 602
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    Food - Muffin low SMART CHOICE CHOCOLATE CHIP
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    Text - Hungry Hungry Himbo @OnlyAWorldAway congrats to drugs winning the war on drugs btw, underappreciated result 10:55 AM 04 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App >
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    Cartoon - CHIPS UTS UTS UTS DaN KKIes Like, what the big de? - You didn't pack the luggage? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway. No, no. He's got a point.
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    Sky - ll ovo a 7:11 pm Q0 75% r/blackmagicfuckery "Floating" ship spotted off the coast of Cork 33.0k 588 ,T, Share 1 TOP COMMENTS - ItsDominare· 9h ogresound1987 · 9h 7 Awards All ships float. Thats the point. Reply 948 Add a comment
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    Chocolate bar - Kitkat celebrates Gây Month by releasing a new KitKat with no straight lines • 1h I think they meant no parallel lines, because those are still straight.
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    Advertising - SHARE Coke WITH America Pablo Escobar: DOPEPOSTS Don't mind if I do.
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    Cartoon - BE CONFIDENT. REMEMBER: POSITIVE THINKING. so, WHERE Do you SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? ...H-HIGHLY POSITIONED. Posted in r/HolUp by u/TrollandKatak ở reddit STONETOSS.COM
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    Tree - This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland It's a palm tree. I hate you.
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    Photography - SO GLAD I GREW UP GAME BOY DOING THIS NOT THIS imgfilipcom GAME B
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    Text - IS IT USEFUL TO WEAR A MASK? LET ME EXPLAIN! If you walk around nude, and someone pees on you, you'll get wet. If you wear pants, and someone pees on you, you're partially protected. If the guy peeing also wears pants, he pees in his pants, and you don't get wet. Now, do you understand the principle?
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    Cartoon - I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Aw... That's not ヤてue- It'd be exactly the same. you're not important.
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    Text - One nuclear bomb can ruin your, whole day.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/just_tapioka • 23h E 2 2 2 e1 S 2 1 1 1 The amount of people older than you never goes up. It's impossible for someone to overtake you in age 4.3k 228 Share
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    Vacation - Juan Luis @gmail.com> to me James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hey James, Could you please remove my friend from the Sure. background?
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    Food - BONELESS CHICKEN 35 4
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/happyfuckincakeday E: 7h • 7h 1 Hawaiians of Reddit, what are your feelings about hawaiian pizza? 2.4k 544 Share BEST COMMENTS blipsman • 6h 2 1 Award When you live in Hawaii, all pizza is Hawaiian pizza... even without the ham and pineapple. Reply 3.5k
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    Text - Facebook: Type Password Me: Password Facebook: Your password is incorrect Me: Incorrect Facebook: Try again Me : again Facebook-
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    Text - 4G 18:00 | 17,0 Ko/s & O * 62キ Tweet Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice You can lose weight by going to the moon but you can lose even more by going to the sun Traduire le Tweet 17:57 · 08 nov. 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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